The two ladies seem to get bored at home
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Costa (father): ‘I want you to marry a girl of my choice.’
Son: ‘I will choose my own bride!!!’
Costa: ‘But the girl is Bill Gate’s daughter..’
Son: ‘Well, in that case… ok’
Next Costa approaches Bill Gates.
Costa: ‘I have a husband for your daughter….’
Bill Gates: ‘But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!’
Costa: ‘But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.’
Bill Gates: ‘Ah, in that case… ok’
Finally Costa goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Costa: ‘I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.’
President: ‘But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!’
Costa: ‘But this young man is Bill Gate’s son-in-law.’
President: ‘Ah, in that case… ok’
And that my friend is how Greeks do business
A lady walks into her doctors office screaming.
She yells, “Doctor, Doctor my breasts are hairy! What do I do?”
The doctor asks, “Well, how long does the hair grow?”
The lady replies, “From here to my penis, but that’s a different story!”
“Tall and tan and young and lovely
The girl from Ipanema goes walking
When she walks she’s like a samba that
Swings so cool and sways so gentle,
That when she passes, each one she passes goes
“a-a-ah!”
But each day when she walks to the sea
She looks straight ahead not at me
The girl from Ipanema goes walking
And when she passes I smile, but she doesn’t see
She just doesn’t see
No she doesn’t see…”
Brasil Campeão da Copa América 2007. Uhhuu!
“Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate
eu só quero chocolate
só quero chocolate
não adianta vir com guaraná pra mim
é chocolate o que eu quero beber
Não quero chá
não quero café
não quero coca-cola
me liguei no chocolate
só quero chocolate
não adianta vir
com guaraná pra mim
é chocolate o que eu quero beber
Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate”
(Soundtrack, Tim Maia, Chocolate)
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
“There might be some matches in the top drawer,” she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.
Naturally, the guy began to worry.
“Is this your husband?” he inquired nervously.
“No, silly,” she replied, snuggling up to him.
“Your boyfriend then?” he asked.
“No, not at all,” she said, nibbling away at his ear.
“Well, who is he then?” demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, “That’s me before the operation.”
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